Blunt Jokes Quotes Socks for Men and Women - You're My No. 1 Slave
- Unisex Socks
- Soft Rich Cotton Socks
- Wash only Inside Out
- Risk-Free - Your purchase is fully protected when you order today. If you're not into our stories, we'll give you your money back, no questions asked
- Socks for those of us who need a joke at the office on Mondays... a boss joke. But keep it a secret ;)
Happy Feet Happy Thoughts
High Quality - Rich Cotton
All Blunt Socks are made with careful attention to detail.
- Casual and Fancy
How not to ruin your socks in the laundry:
Wash them inside-out only, in low temperatures.
Designed Novelty Socks
All BLUNT socks have a hip joke for your eyes only.
We believe in humor and in sheer fun, we believe in hip hop and we believe in hipsters, and we believe in having a little secret joke with yourself during the boring hours of the day. Whether it's a stupid meeting or a very crazy job interview, whether you're still in school, young and beautiful, or old like us and started your own company, the SOCKS are the accessory we all need to our lives.
Don't hesitate to upgrade your outfit with the coolest, most chic socks on the planet.
*Caution: revealing these jokes to your boss at the office can be risky. Not highly recommended.
If you're either tiny or a giant:
Let us know. We will try to do something about it.
UNISEX Socks - Adults Only
Size really doesn't matter.
All Blunt Socks are unisex, fit for women and for men, and for all girls and boys.
- Gender-Free Designs
- Modern Girl Power
- Happy and Urban Vibes
In what special ways can you use our socks?
No need for special occasions to look fabulous!
We compiled a list of suggestions for which you can incorporate our Blunt Socks into your every-day lives:
* Mmm, for another typical day in school. Easy.
* For a chill Sunday or one of those days you actually get to catch up on all-new episodes on Netflix and read a book.
* For the best party you have EVER been invited to (by someone you hate, but all of your friends are going so you know it's going to be epic).
* For a nice jogging session in the park, when you know there's a hot guy/girl running exactly at that hour... and maybe this hot guy/girl will have a cute dog, and maybe his/her cute dog will love you so much, sparks will fly, and that the hot guy/girl will instantly propose right then and there. Mazel tov!
* For babysitting your niece or nephew, when you're really just hanging out with them to take pictures for your Instagram since the cute kid posts always get crazy amounts of likes.